Musers talking to Non-Muser friends about Muse
iwantthefriction: Me: ‘MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’ Them: ‘Jeeze, they’re just a band. Please can you relax, or at least calm down a little?’ Me: (shows photos of Muse bearing Olympic Torch) (shows photos of Muse in the studio recording The 2nd Law) (shows photos of Muse in NME) (shows photos of live Muse) (shows photos of Dom Howard’s neck) (shows photos of Matt Bellamy’s...
shadows-enhanced: we said we wanted to see more of muse and we literally saw more of muse
Muse: -Leave twitter untouched for months-
Muse: -Tease fans with twitpics of obscure instruments and guitar picks-
Muse: -Don't tell fans about bearing the Olympic Torch-
Muse: -Don't update fans on Olympics-
Muse: -Release teaser trailers without warning-
Muse: -Suggest that they're performing at the Olympic Opening Ceremony then don't-
Muse: -Announce The 2nd Law release date and then push it back 3 weeks-
Musers: I shouldn't still love you but I do
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
lolsomeone-actually: pinkrangerwasa: binbons: robgonemild: your-nibs: castiel-winchesterr: mrsfigscats: He pasta way. we cannoli do so much his legacy will become a pizza history. here today, gone tomato How sad that he ran out of thyme. Sending olive my prayers to the family. His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it. You never sausage a tragic thing
Muse Fandom : Omg we love you guys so much !
Muse : Oh wow really ?
Muse : Doesn't perform in the olympics opening ceremony .
Muse : Releases teasers .
Muse : Pushes back album release date .
Muse : Burns down your house and murders your family .
Muse : lolwut