May 2013
nevvzealand:
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
oakbaby:
“you’re going to make a man very happy someday” no im not. Im going to ruin his life
giving someone a boner is the most satisfying simple pleasure life can offer
Best responses:
kindnesskiller:
- Bitch I might be
- Not since the accident
-Listen here you little shit
- Then one day the fire nation attacked.
Thankyou tumblr.
April 2013
GUYS I NEED YOU NOW: IF SCHOOL HAS EVER MADE YOU...
Tumblr staff, i’d just like to thank you for not...
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goatkult:
myrecklessromance:
14inches:
I don’t know the members of half the bands I listen to and I swear to fuck if you say that I’m not a “real fan” because of that you can get a cactus shoved up your ass because knowing the members names doesn’t make you a “real fan” - actually liking the music and knowing songs makes you a fan.
thank you.
If I knew all the names of the all the...
katkinkat:
i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league
simplydalektable:
lysnk2:
heartthrobbstark:
i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust
THIS IS LEGIT THEY...
malfoymannor:
by the end of the series harry is literally like guys i fucking know i have my moms eyes